Today is my birthday!
To be honest, I wasn’t looking forward to this birthday because I am now a — brace yourself — quarter of a century old!
That’s right. The big Two Five. Closer to 30 than to 18.
So, I guess this means I’m an adult now. Oddly enough, I don’t feel any more like an adult. If anything, I feel like a kid again. Probably because I’m looking forward to getting presents later tonight…
Okay, well if I’m not quite comfortable with sudden adulthood then I guess it’s time for a mid-life crisis! Time to start dressing like a teenager and dating guys who are a few decades younger than me. Uhmm…wait. I already dress like a teenager and dating a younger guy would probably be a felony.
Okay, so maybe now is the time that I concentrate on find a 60 year-old millionaire and becoming a trophy wife…well, no, that doesn’t sound like a very fulfilling idea either.
Oh, whatever. Maybe turning 25 doesn’t have to mean anything. Maybe it just means I should be happy that I survived another year and I should just continue to look to the future.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Scorpio Crew forever!
